Charles had to narrate the Tortoise and the Hare to me for an end of the year evaluation for Mother of Divine Grace School. First I read him a very simple version of the story, only about 10 lines long. This is what he "retold" to me immediately after.
One day a hare said to a tortoise, "You are so slow. I think I could beat you in a race on Sunday." So on Sunday the hare and the tortoise went to Mass with their families. When they got home, there was a letter from the judge asking them to meet him at 2 o'clock in the woods.
So when they got there at 2 o'clock, the judge was there with a lot of other animals. So they began the race. And the hare went faster, and they were trying to go for the biggest tree and back. And the rabbit got to the biggest tree, and he was tired. And then he ate his lunch, drank some water and went to sleep.

Thirty minutes later the tortoise arrived, and he did not disturb the rabbit so he could win the race. So he started back and then the race had only 30 minutes to go on for. So the tortoise did a little bit faster so he could be there earlier. When he got there, the rabbit was behind him, and the judge said, "Slow and steady wins the race." And he got the first place cup, and then they went home.
The End.